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Re: Would you rather...

Postby Sarusig » February 12th, 2015, 3:51 pm

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Re: Would you rather...

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » February 12th, 2015, 3:52 pm

Sarusig wrote:
Lead Luigi wrote:Would you rather have me or Earth as your roommate?


So basically, constant verbal or constant physical harassement. Hm... Could I even have you as a roommate legally?
I'd rather it be Earth anyways, at least I wouldn't have to pretend I understand your Pokémon stuff. =D

Would you rather be a beta tester for Jolpe's GAH series or Berion's Dark Gimmick series?



Ugh GAH , I don't understand or want to ever deal with the Gimmick Star

My question from last
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Re: Would you rather...

Postby EarthPhantomTS » February 13th, 2015, 2:54 am

Tovarisch Red Yoshi wrote:Ugh GAH , I don't understand or want to ever deal with the Gimmick Star

My question from last


Probably Yoshi's New Island, just because I've never played that one before.

Would you rather be a werewolf or a vampire?

(And no, this is not inspired by Twilight; if you must know, it's inspired by Disgaea 4. Look it up)
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Re: Would you rather...

Postby Alice » February 13th, 2015, 3:03 am

Vampire. Werewolves have all that nasty body hair.


Would you rather die an extremely drawn out and painful death (as in drawn out as long as humanly possible) or personally kill a million people to save your own neck?
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Postby Lead Luigi » February 13th, 2015, 3:11 am

Kill a million people. :fungineer:

Would you rather have fire ants live in your bed, or hornets live in your pillow?
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Re: Would you rather...

Postby Sarusig » February 13th, 2015, 3:18 am

Ants. I don't need my bed but I need a pillow.
Also, because of this:
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Postby InsaneIntentions1 » February 13th, 2015, 8:03 pm

I'll nosepee when I look at you ;)

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Postby Lead Luigi » February 13th, 2015, 8:51 pm

I'll hit your funny bone. :trihard:

Would you rather make a hack with Potato or make a hack with Iso?
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Re: Would you rather...

Postby Sarusig » February 13th, 2015, 9:02 pm

I'm not even touching that one with a ten foot pole.
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Re: Would you rather...

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » February 13th, 2015, 9:20 pm

Lead Luigi wrote:I'll hit your funny bone. :trihard:

Would you rather make a hack with Potato or make a hack with Iso?



I kinda wanna make an actual zelda hack with Iso, like really...


Would you rather be forced to make out with someone of an incompatible orientation, or cosmically forbidden to kiss anyone even as the essences that make you go on to be reused in life until solar consumation?
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Re: Would you rather...

Postby InsaneIntentions1 » February 14th, 2015, 3:45 am

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Re: Would you rather...

Postby EarthPhantomTS » February 14th, 2015, 4:37 pm

I'd rather be forced to make out with a male jock (probably the closest thing to an "incompatible orientation" for me, since, you know, "pansexual lesbian" and all; I don't see myself being attracted to a "jock" type personality :undecided:). I just find sex too awesome to live without.

Speaking of which, would you rather live without sex, or live without good food?
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Re: Would you rather...

Postby Sarusig » February 14th, 2015, 4:52 pm

I used to study to become an engineer, I know for a FACT that you can survive pretty well without any of those, haha.
I'd rather have good food though. I suppose it's culturally embedded in me.

Would you rather be pessimistic but always right, or optimistic and always disappointed?
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Re: Would you rather...

Postby Alice » February 14th, 2015, 4:55 pm

I'm already naturally pessimistic (I temper it consciously though because no one likes an overbearing pessimist) and right far more often than not so that's not too far off the mark anyways, so the pessimist one.


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Re: Would you rather...

Postby InsaneIntentions1 » February 14th, 2015, 8:31 pm

8ft I'd try to be an NBA all star;)

Would you rather slap Samus, or Snake on the booty?
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Re: Would you rather...

Postby Lead Luigi » February 14th, 2015, 9:28 pm

I'd slap Samus, it would be a much better fight than Snake for my OP abilities :kappa: (plus dat ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

Speaking of Samus, would you rather be stuck on Talon IV or Zebes?
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Re: Would you rather...

Postby InsaneIntentions1 » February 15th, 2015, 5:45 am

I think I'd die regardless, but I guess Talon IV.

Would you rather sleep in a pile of daddy long legs, or swim in a tank with a bull shark?
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Postby Lead Luigi » February 15th, 2015, 1:18 pm

The Tank with the Bull Shark, let's call the tank, "The Ocean".

Would you rather get a BJ from a Shark or and HJ with sandpaper?
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Re: Would you rather...

Postby Glitch » February 15th, 2015, 8:06 pm

Pretending I have a dick for a second...
Both are terrible. I'll take the sandpaper handjob for no reason.

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Postby Lunatic Quark » February 21st, 2015, 12:15 am

spit or swallow what? is it lava? I think spitting lava would be pretty cool, as long as I don't do it by accident or anything

would you rather be invisible, or untouchable? (i.e. everything passes through you, though you can float on the ground and no longer need food and water so that you don't die)

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Postby InsaneIntentions1 » February 21st, 2015, 12:20 am

Invisible ;) I could do all sorts of shenanigans

Would you rather have someone go down on you, or you go down on them?
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Re: Would you rather...

Postby Jolpengammler » February 21st, 2015, 1:30 pm

Well if it's my gf I don't care ;3 Otherwise none, or if it had to be someone go down on me

Would you rather watch InsaneIntentions pee on a hooker or watch Iso puke on InsaneIntentions?
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Postby Lead Luigi » February 24th, 2015, 2:55 pm

I think watching Iso puke on a skeleton would be a "unique" experience.

Would you rather be stuck in highschool or be free and homeless?
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Re: Would you rather...

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » February 24th, 2015, 4:07 pm

Highschool was one of the happiest times of my life, so I guess that.


Would you rather be Link from Ocarina of Time/Majora's Mask or Link from A Link to the Past/Oracle of Ages/Oracle of Seasons/Link's Awakening?
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Re: Would you rather...

Postby Zummorr » February 25th, 2015, 8:42 am

Hard to say, Game-boy Link has a way better fonz than N64 link. Even though N64 link has more methods of travel...I'd pick Game-boy link

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Would you rather read a book, or go for a walk?

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Postby Alice » February 25th, 2015, 3:01 pm

Read a book, that's not even a question. There is only one answer. I've basically always dedicated more time to reading than anything else including games, even when I was just a kid.


Would you rather the Earth completely froze over or turned into a nightmarish hellscape of volcanoes and lava?
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Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » February 25th, 2015, 3:08 pm

I don't know what she'd prefer. Freezing to death would be private but potentially be slow and painful, but I assume turning into a full on hellscape would involve enough energy to make it instant. And while you're probably less likely to be able to revive her (though chances are she'd be gone once the freezing penetrates her cells anyways) turning into geography is a hell of a lot more memerable. So I guess I lean towards the painless Earth Phantom National Park (of Venus).

Would you rather the Earth be swallowed by the sun or flung out into cold interstellar space in 8 billion years time?
wikipedia wrote:The word "w00t" itself was first seen in 1994.[citation needed] The expression rose in popularity in the late 1990s and early 2000s (decade) mostly on MMORPG such as RuneScape. It remains a niche Internet term and is not in general usage. The symbolic approximation of Latin letter forms makes w00t a prime example of internet leetspeak. It may also sometimes be seen spelled as "wewt" or "wought".

Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained
<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone
<tovakj> you've known me how long, yet?
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<tovakj> you're finally figuring out my aesthetic


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Re: Would you rather...

Postby EarthPhantomTS » February 28th, 2015, 1:21 am

Tovarisch Red Yoshi wrote:I don't know what she'd prefer. Freezing to death would be private but potentially be slow and painful, but I assume turning into a full on hellscape would involve enough energy to make it instant. And while you're probably less likely to be able to revive her (though chances are she'd be gone once the freezing penetrates her cells anyways) turning into geography is a hell of a lot more memerable. So I guess I lean towards the painless Earth Phantom National Park (of Venus).

Would you rather the Earth be swallowed by the sun or flung out into cold interstellar space in 8 billion years time?


Who are you to speak for me :tangry: (also, :tstick2: )?!

Anyway, I'd rather be flung out into space in 8 billion years. I don't know why, I just think that sounds cooler. Also, I'll have about 7.99999999999 billion years before that happens anyway (I'm kinda assuming the "swallowed by the sun" choice would immediately happen :undecided: )

Would you rather have sex with Zeus (and be on Hera's hit list) or have sex with Ishtar (and be on her hit list)?
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Re: Would you rather...

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » February 28th, 2015, 1:52 am

No. Neither. I don't know, Ishtar I guess. Isis made a baby boy immortal from her people, maybe I can garner Isis's protection against her


(Isis as in Aysit.det not Isis as in adDawlat alIslamiyat etc)


Would you rather be forced to copy with only dd or allow the entire world to be root on their oses?
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Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained
<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone
<tovakj> you've known me how long, yet?
<tovakj> yes
<tovakj> you're finally figuring out my aesthetic


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Re: Would you rather...

Postby EarthPhantomTS » February 28th, 2015, 2:16 am

Tovarisch Red Yoshi wrote:No. Neither. I don't know, Ishtar I guess. Isis made a baby boy immortal from her people, maybe I can garner Isis's protection against her


(Isis as in Aysit.det not Isis as in adDawlat alIslamiyat etc)


Would you rather be forced to copy with only dd or allow the entire world to be root on their oses?


I'd rather be forced to copy with only...umm, what you said (I presume you mean floppies?). People are stupid and can barely be trusted with scissors, so I don't trust the average person with the roots of their disk drives.

Would you rather play PS Vita or Nintendo 3DS (I think it's about time to stop with the "would you rather die one way or die another way" questions, they're getting old even if I can throw in sexuality in some of them)?
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Re: Would you rather...

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » February 28th, 2015, 3:44 am

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Tovarisch Red Yoshi wrote:No. Neither. I don't know, Ishtar I guess. Isis made a baby boy immortal from her people, maybe I can garner Isis's protection against her


(Isis as in Aysit.det not Isis as in adDawlat alIslamiyat etc)


Would you rather be forced to copy with only dd or allow the entire world to be root on their oses?


I'd rather be forced to copy with only...umm, what you said (I presume you mean floppies?). People are stupid and can barely be trusted with scissors, so I don't trust the average person with the roots of their disk drives.

Would you rather play PS Vita or Nintendo 3DS (I think it's about time to stop with the "would you rather die one way or die another way" questions, they're getting old even if I can throw in sexuality in some of them)?


dd is a powerful tool in UNIX and UNIX like systems that lets you manually write raw data onto/from things. So linux has a "null" device, which is like a virtual drive plugged in that is just 0. So if you use dd to copy the null device to something, it will physically write 0 for every physical bit on the drive, even over the master boot record (thing that directs a computer to the physical bits of the data). Likewise, you can copy a drive to a file and create isos or something.

I forget what it stands for, but it's jokingly said to stand for disk destroy. Its extremely powerful, and the slightest fuck up can screw up an entire physical disk completely (not in a brick sense, but in an "it's effectively been paved over" sense).


Also 3DS all the way.



Would you rather be forced to write your own operating system or be a public spokesman for Obamacare?
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Postby EarthPhantomTS » February 28th, 2015, 5:27 am

Tovarisch Red Yoshi wrote:dd is a powerful tool in UNIX and UNIX like systems that lets you manually write raw data onto/from things. So linux has a "null" device, which is like a virtual drive plugged in that is just 0. So if you use dd to copy the null device to something, it will physically write 0 for every physical bit on the drive, even over the master boot record (thing that directs a computer to the physical bits of the data). Likewise, you can copy a drive to a file and create isos or something.

I forget what it stands for, but it's jokingly said to stand for disk destroy. Its extremely powerful, and the slightest fuck up can screw up an entire physical disk completely (not in a brick sense, but in an "it's effectively been paved over" sense).


Also 3DS all the way.



Would you rather be forced to write your own operating system or be a public spokesman for Obamacare?


Crap...umm...well, my hard drive just died...

Anyway, I'd rather be forced to write my own operating system. Sounds like a long, arduous slog, but at least it won't be public speaking (although I do in fact support universal health care so at least I wouldn't be lying in those speeches. Though I might reveal myself as not having a clue what I'm talking about, but that's different from "lying").

Would you rather be paralyzed from the neck down or have a severe case of schizophrenia?
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Re: Would you rather...

Postby Alice » February 28th, 2015, 5:30 am

Severe schizophrenia would be a lot more fun.



Would you rather have a complete inability to tell fantasy from reality or would you rather be so grounded in reality that you can't even appreciate movies or books or games (or anything else similar)?
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Re: Would you rather...

Postby Lunatic Quark » February 28th, 2015, 12:04 pm

inability to tell fantasy from reality also sounds a lot more fun

would you rather look extremely beautiful to everyone else but extremely ugly to yourself, or extremely ugly to everyone else but extremely beautiful to yourself?

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Postby Jolpengammler » February 28th, 2015, 12:23 pm

First one, it's even true so yeah ;3

would you rather have a carrot or two carrots
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Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » February 28th, 2015, 3:21 pm

2 carrots. My eyes hurt (just stop eating before glaucoma kids)


Would you rather have a seizure or a heart attack?
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<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone
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Postby InsaneIntentions1 » March 2nd, 2015, 1:04 am

I think I'd survive a seizure, so I'll go with that

Would you rather give me a BJ, or a PB&J sandwich
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Postby Zummorr » March 2nd, 2015, 1:17 am

InsaneIntentions1 wrote:I think I'd survive a seizure, so I'll go with that

Would you rather give me a BJ, or a PB&J sandwich


You can have a PB&J sandwich...because the peanut butter and jelly will get stuck to the room of your mouth if you try to eat it. You know assuming the PB&J sandwich isn't some euphemism for something lewd.

Would you rather be able to Shoryuken or to Hadouken?

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Re: Would you rather...

Postby EarthPhantomTS » March 10th, 2015, 10:36 pm

Hadouken. Mostly for its range. You know that old saying "Don't bring a knife to a gun fight"? Yeah.

Would you rather play Final Fantasy VI or Final Fantasy VII?

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Re: Would you rather...

Postby Lead Luigi » March 12th, 2015, 3:30 pm

FFVI, because I dislike FFVII.

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