The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » May 10th, 2015, 11:08 pm

Granted, but we all end up miserable and homeless because (depending on where you are living) we don't have the ability to do just the paperwork let alone anything else we suddenly need to do in German, French, Dutch, Danish, Polish, Czech, Italian, or those strange inbred languages what they speak in the Switz


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wikipedia wrote:The word "w00t" itself was first seen in 1994.[citation needed] The expression rose in popularity in the late 1990s and early 2000s (decade) mostly on MMORPG such as RuneScape. It remains a niche Internet term and is not in general usage. The symbolic approximation of Latin letter forms makes w00t a prime example of internet leetspeak. It may also sometimes be seen spelled as "wewt" or "wought".
Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained
<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby EarthPhantomTS » May 10th, 2015, 11:17 pm

Granted but it dies within the year.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » May 10th, 2015, 11:25 pm

Granted, but that also took out the suffragettes from the first wave and now we're about 300 years behind human rights wise

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wikipedia wrote:The word "w00t" itself was first seen in 1994.[citation needed] The expression rose in popularity in the late 1990s and early 2000s (decade) mostly on MMORPG such as RuneScape. It remains a niche Internet term and is not in general usage. The symbolic approximation of Latin letter forms makes w00t a prime example of internet leetspeak. It may also sometimes be seen spelled as "wewt" or "wought".

Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained
<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby EarthPhantomTS » May 10th, 2015, 11:29 pm

Granted but it turns out what you needed to do was, in fact, be an extrovert. Good fucking luck :tangry:.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » May 11th, 2015, 12:00 am

The secret is evolution. The same reason we practice polygamy - men take fewer risks than women do investing in multiple mates, and the imperative to fuck is stronger than the imperative to be moral.

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wikipedia wrote:The word "w00t" itself was first seen in 1994.[citation needed] The expression rose in popularity in the late 1990s and early 2000s (decade) mostly on MMORPG such as RuneScape. It remains a niche Internet term and is not in general usage. The symbolic approximation of Latin letter forms makes w00t a prime example of internet leetspeak. It may also sometimes be seen spelled as "wewt" or "wought".

Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained
<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone
<tovakj> you've known me how long, yet?
<tovakj> yes
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Lead Luigi » May 11th, 2015, 3:09 am

Granted but you don't have a 3DS :opieop:

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby EarthPhantomTS » May 11th, 2015, 3:14 am

Granted but they don't fit. Like this blue robe that I totally did not steal from any Babylonian deity what are you talking about :undecided: ?

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » May 11th, 2015, 3:15 am

granted

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wikipedia wrote:The word "w00t" itself was first seen in 1994.[citation needed] The expression rose in popularity in the late 1990s and early 2000s (decade) mostly on MMORPG such as RuneScape. It remains a niche Internet term and is not in general usage. The symbolic approximation of Latin letter forms makes w00t a prime example of internet leetspeak. It may also sometimes be seen spelled as "wewt" or "wought".

Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained
<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone
<tovakj> you've known me how long, yet?
<tovakj> yes
<tovakj> you're finally figuring out my aesthetic


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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby EarthPhantomTS » May 11th, 2015, 5:18 am

Granted but they do it in response to Iran building a nuke.

I wish the religious/"alien astronaut" types would universally see their mythologies/narratives as the interesting science fiction/fantasy stories that they are, but nothing more. Like this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zecharia_Sitchin (who's novel I'm actually reading, and enjoying, but whose..."theories" about Nibiru, not so much). Or this guy: http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Mike_Bara. Or, for that matter, this fool, and others like him: http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Andrew_Layton_Schlafly. Being interested in ancient Egyptian and Mesopotamian mythology and religion (and in modern, neo-Pagan imaginings thereof) would be easier without being lumped in with nuts, after all.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Jolpengammler » May 11th, 2015, 2:21 pm

Granted but then all the theories are gonna be true and aliens from Nibiru will suppress humanity

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Lead Luigi » May 11th, 2015, 3:37 pm

Granted, but it's cold.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Jolpengammler » May 11th, 2015, 10:00 pm

Granted, now you're a triangle.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » May 11th, 2015, 10:09 pm

Granted, it's -1 Kelvin

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wikipedia wrote:The word "w00t" itself was first seen in 1994.[citation needed] The expression rose in popularity in the late 1990s and early 2000s (decade) mostly on MMORPG such as RuneScape. It remains a niche Internet term and is not in general usage. The symbolic approximation of Latin letter forms makes w00t a prime example of internet leetspeak. It may also sometimes be seen spelled as "wewt" or "wought".

Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained
<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone
<tovakj> you've known me how long, yet?
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Lead Luigi » May 11th, 2015, 10:43 pm

Tovarisch Red Yoshi wrote:Granted, it's -1 Kelvin

Tova that's literally impossibly colder :dansgame:

Tovarisch Red Yoshi wrote:I wish TalkHaus had better moderation


Granted, but I am that moderation. :kappa:

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » May 11th, 2015, 10:48 pm

Lead Luigi wrote:
Tovarisch Red Yoshi wrote:Granted, it's -1 Kelvin

Tova that's literally impossibly colder :dansgame:

Tovarisch Red Yoshi wrote:I wish TalkHaus had better moderation


Granted, but I am that moderation. :kappa:

I wish I was a 3D Shape. ;_;

Lead, learn to into thermodynamics https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negative_temperature

Granted, you're a dodecahedron (and in 4d space you're a mobius strip)


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Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained
<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone
<tovakj> you've known me how long, yet?
<tovakj> yes
<tovakj> you're finally figuring out my aesthetic


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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Jolpengammler » May 12th, 2015, 6:41 pm

Granted, but he doesn't understand it

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Lunatic Quark » May 14th, 2015, 12:45 am

Granted, your life is so much better than everyone else's that everyone starts forming angry mobs out of pure jelousy

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » May 14th, 2015, 1:15 am

granted, its the one full of unbaptized babies

i wish i knew what i was talking about, apparently
wikipedia wrote:The word "w00t" itself was first seen in 1994.[citation needed] The expression rose in popularity in the late 1990s and early 2000s (decade) mostly on MMORPG such as RuneScape. It remains a niche Internet term and is not in general usage. The symbolic approximation of Latin letter forms makes w00t a prime example of internet leetspeak. It may also sometimes be seen spelled as "wewt" or "wought".

Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained
<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone
<tovakj> you've known me how long, yet?
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<tovakj> you're finally figuring out my aesthetic


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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby EarthPhantomTS » May 16th, 2015, 5:34 am

Granted, you're talking about a distinct...issue with Fundamentalist logic. Basically, they believe that everyone who's not baptized will go to hell, but they also happen to not support infant baptism oftentimes. So, what, are infants born evil? I'd believe it, but I don't think they deserve to go to hell. Especially if they were stillborn :tsad2:.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » May 16th, 2015, 5:43 am

My issue was with the creep who thinks it's the only valid expression of sex between humans (and an obligatory expression of heteronormity), especially because he's the sort of guy who doesn't believe in consent because his whole ilk are literally evil (and would probably execute everyone here if they got their hands on any kind of power btw). Nothing to do with safe deeds between consenting adults


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wikipedia wrote:The word "w00t" itself was first seen in 1994.[citation needed] The expression rose in popularity in the late 1990s and early 2000s (decade) mostly on MMORPG such as RuneScape. It remains a niche Internet term and is not in general usage. The symbolic approximation of Latin letter forms makes w00t a prime example of internet leetspeak. It may also sometimes be seen spelled as "wewt" or "wought".

Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained
<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Jolpengammler » May 16th, 2015, 1:36 pm

Granted, but the talkhaus ceases to exist.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Lead Luigi » May 16th, 2015, 3:13 pm

Granted, but there is a war between the people that live on the top and the bottom of the planet which ultimately leads to all life as we know it being wiped out completely.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby EarthPhantomTS » May 16th, 2015, 3:41 pm

Tovarisch Red Yoshi wrote:My issue was with the creep who thinks it's the only valid expression of sex between humans (and an obligatory expression of heteronormity), especially because he's the sort of guy who doesn't believe in consent because his whole ilk are literally evil (and would probably execute everyone here if they got their hands on any kind of power btw). Nothing to do with safe deeds between consenting adults


So, what you're saying is, that guy you referred to in Iso's stream wasn't doing it right? Alright then.

Lead Luigi wrote:Granted, but there is a war between the people that live on the top and the bottom of the planet which ultimately leads to all life as we know it being wiped out completely.

I wish I had lucid dreams.


Granted but it takes you five years to learn how to do it, and along the way there's a lot of "dream interpretation" pseudoscience you have to wade through, as you look in the New Age section for books on how to do it, rather than the (actual) Psychology section (or, alternatively, you have to wade through the entirely scientific but useless for your current purposes hypotheses about what dreams are/why we (and other "higher" species) sleep while many more primitive creatures don't (Forgive me for invoking the "Great Chain of Being", but sleep *does* seem to have come from "no sleep" rather than the other way around, so it would have to have evolutionary advantages. I presume plural, since it has the distinct *disadvantage* of leaving you vulnerable to predators, at least in a way)).

Now that Tova explained my previous question a bit better, I wish I knew what he meant by "Snivies have the opposite of your personality". Seriously, I'm confused. Does that mean Snivies are distinctly asexual?
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Jolpengammler » May 16th, 2015, 4:41 pm

Granted, but for other people it will seem that you don't know what he means.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby EarthPhantomTS » May 16th, 2015, 6:15 pm

Granted but then Tova becomes the new Stalin (much like how Putin is the new Hitler, apparently :tangry:)

I wish the idealism of Communism worked in practice.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby chridd » May 16th, 2015, 8:54 pm

Granted. Any country that tries communism is extremely likely to succeed. However, due to bad luck, the first few major attempts were spectacular failures, so no one ever wants to try it again.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Lead Luigi » May 16th, 2015, 10:09 pm

Granted, but no one else has any ideas, so the thread died shortly after.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » May 16th, 2015, 11:08 pm

Granted. Everything's high quality in terms of art, but because of the lack of industry and being held up to soviet standards it turns out that there's only one network now and everything's made on a "1980s infomercial" budget.


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(also the snivy thing is - snivy is obnoxiously stuck up. That's why it's snide ivy, or smugleaf)
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Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained
<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » June 17th, 2015, 8:56 am

I wish NSFW retroactively means "no spaghetti for wario"
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Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained
<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby EarthPhantomTS » June 17th, 2015, 1:32 pm

Granted but with the traditional porn/gore warning label now meaning something else, there's now nothing to warn you about those things and you stumble into the sickest forms at the worst possible times, losing your sanity, or at least your job, within the day.

I wish there were porn everywhere you looked. Not just on the Internet, but in real life.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby chridd » June 17th, 2015, 6:55 pm

EarthPhantomTS wrote:I wish there were porn everywhere you looked. Not just on the Internet, but in real life.
Granted. There's porn everywhere I look, but nowhere that you look.

I wish there were no porn anywhere I look.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby EarthPhantomTS » June 17th, 2015, 7:41 pm

Granted, but now you don't have any form of release when your body gets too "heated". Like what mine always is :theart:!

Let me...rephrase my previous wish: I wish there were porn everywhere I looked. And that I could consume it all somehow. And that I could still meet my other needs while meeting my "needs" :tstick2: :theart:. I want to be enjoying porn forever :theart:!

Oh, and I wish I had a harem to enjoy it with.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby chridd » August 3rd, 2015, 7:06 am

Granted, but you also somehow become a sexually-repulsed asexual.

I wish I could (re-)watch any stream any time I wanted.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » August 3rd, 2015, 7:22 am

granted, but you have to use ancient flash standards that fry your cpu and poison your drive with malware


I wish an actual alternative to flash that didn't need like 4 cpus to compile video existed that was capable of instantly replacing the players for youtube and twitch
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby chridd » August 3rd, 2015, 7:29 pm

Granted, but it has an absolutely horrible user interface.

I wish YouTube would just put the controls below the video and always displayed like they used to, instead of covering up part of the video (making it harder to see the whole thing) and hiding them while it's playing (so I can't see where I am in the video as easily).

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby EarthPhantomTS » August 3rd, 2015, 9:26 pm

Granted but in order to do that, they break something else for the next 3 years.

I wish Youtube would stop changing its interface, and would stop removing features that used to exist.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Alice » August 4th, 2015, 4:11 am

Granted but before that they remove all useful features.

I wish summer would end already.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby En Gardevoir » August 5th, 2015, 2:00 pm

Granted, but it will be summer again next week.

I wish I can stop earthquakes.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby InsaneIntentions1 » August 8th, 2015, 3:39 pm

Granted, but you now create tornadoes.

I wish I had all the amiibo :c
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » August 8th, 2015, 10:28 pm

Granted. You're a curiosity of the world, with a super high net worth you really can't dip into. But after the news harasses you for a slow day story, thieves learn of you and steal them all, especially shulk

I wish there was long-lasting peace in the Caucasus-Anatolia-Pontic/Caspian Step region.
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