The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » February 15th, 2015, 6:49 am

chridd wrote:Granted. Your wish-granter is not familiar with Nietzschean value ethics and can't find a good summary in 5 seconds, so ze just gives everyone displeasure-avoidance consequentialism. Everyone takes drugs/brain modifications to make them unable to feel displeasure; as a result, people don't avoid things that are obviously damaging to their bodies (getting run over by cars, not eating for extremely long periods of time, setting themselves on fire, etc.), so everyone dies.


Consequentialism would have already weighed those consequences and selected against

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Granted. Suddenly you are overcome with a deep feeling of perverse emptiness as you realize you have nothing new to contribute to humanity.

I with this song wasn't originally dedicated to fucking Lenin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ0ouj3oRhE
wikipedia wrote:The word "w00t" itself was first seen in 1994.[citation needed] The expression rose in popularity in the late 1990s and early 2000s (decade) mostly on MMORPG such as RuneScape. It remains a niche Internet term and is not in general usage. The symbolic approximation of Latin letter forms makes w00t a prime example of internet leetspeak. It may also sometimes be seen spelled as "wewt" or "wought".
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<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Lead Luigi » February 15th, 2015, 1:17 pm

Granted, it was dedicated to Stalin instead.

I wish I had telepathy, and the brainpower to not go insane from it.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby EarthPhantomTS » February 16th, 2015, 11:33 pm

Granted but you go insane from "seeing" what's in my mind (as I said somewhere else, it's a burning desire for a worldwide orgy while the world ends) :twink: :theart:.

I wish this mythological beauty (Ishtar, Babylonian goddess of war and sex) ends up being used as a Guardian in La-Mulana 2:

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Jolpengammler » February 21st, 2015, 1:28 pm

She will, but she'll be the first boss and lame

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Alice » February 21st, 2015, 1:48 pm

Granted but he didn't notice it in time so it fell off shortly afterward.

I wish it weren't so freaking dry and warm lately.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Lead Luigi » February 21st, 2015, 3:20 pm

Granted, instead you get 15 feet of snow, freezing rain, and there are car crashes everywhere.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » February 21st, 2015, 5:00 pm

Granted. The sun has expanded outward; the earth is singed and burnt in the outermost waves of plasma. There is no snow. There is no silicon. Only a dense Iron core.


I wish ibn Abdul Wahhab and bin Saud died horribly at the hands of a competing Arab warlord.
wikipedia wrote:The word "w00t" itself was first seen in 1994.[citation needed] The expression rose in popularity in the late 1990s and early 2000s (decade) mostly on MMORPG such as RuneScape. It remains a niche Internet term and is not in general usage. The symbolic approximation of Latin letter forms makes w00t a prime example of internet leetspeak. It may also sometimes be seen spelled as "wewt" or "wought".

Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Lead Luigi » February 26th, 2015, 3:37 pm

Granted, but that leader was a terrorist.

I wish I didn't biff it on bleachers last night. :opieop:
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby EarthPhantomTS » March 3rd, 2015, 6:52 am

Granted but I have no idea what that means so nothing happened at all.

I wish my alpha-bitch of a sister fails her classes this semester :tangry: (seriously, I could use a laugh to cheer me up right about now)
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Lead Luigi » March 3rd, 2015, 2:52 pm

EarthPhantomTS wrote:Granted but I have no idea what that means so nothing happened at all.

I wish my alpha-bitch of a sister fails her classes this semester :tangry: (seriously, I could use a laugh to cheer me up right about now)


Granted, but you are also an "alpha-bitch" who failed her classes.

I wish I had a money.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » March 3rd, 2015, 2:57 pm

granted, but it's all zelda rupees

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wikipedia wrote:The word "w00t" itself was first seen in 1994.[citation needed] The expression rose in popularity in the late 1990s and early 2000s (decade) mostly on MMORPG such as RuneScape. It remains a niche Internet term and is not in general usage. The symbolic approximation of Latin letter forms makes w00t a prime example of internet leetspeak. It may also sometimes be seen spelled as "wewt" or "wought".

Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained
<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Lead Luigi » March 3rd, 2015, 3:19 pm

Granted, but now YOU don't understand what comes out of your own mouth.

I wish I had the Zelda Rupee to USD conversion rate.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » March 3rd, 2015, 3:37 pm

Lead Luigi wrote:Granted, but now YOU don't understand what comes out of your own mouth.

I wish I had the Zelda Rupee to USD conversion rate.



Funny thing I already don't
wikipedia wrote:The word "w00t" itself was first seen in 1994.[citation needed] The expression rose in popularity in the late 1990s and early 2000s (decade) mostly on MMORPG such as RuneScape. It remains a niche Internet term and is not in general usage. The symbolic approximation of Latin letter forms makes w00t a prime example of internet leetspeak. It may also sometimes be seen spelled as "wewt" or "wought".

Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained
<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone
<tovakj> you've known me how long, yet?
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby EarthPhantomTS » March 4th, 2015, 5:47 pm

Lead Luigi wrote:Granted, but now YOU don't understand what comes out of your own mouth.

I wish I had the Zelda Rupee to USD conversion rate.


(since Tova forgot to "grant" your wish)

Granted, but 1 Rupee is worth $0.10.

I wish I could find money by chopping bushes and grass. Get rich quick the Link way :twink: :theart: !

Lead Luigi wrote:Granted, but you are also an "alpha-bitch" who failed her classes.


Well, in a manner of speaking, that is true :tsad2: . Depression sucks.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » March 4th, 2015, 6:29 pm

Granted. Money bubbles as all vegetation is wiped out before inflation and hunger reach equilibrium. The apocalypse this creates leads to the abandonment of money.

I wish my wrist stopped hurting from writing at a bad angle
wikipedia wrote:The word "w00t" itself was first seen in 1994.[citation needed] The expression rose in popularity in the late 1990s and early 2000s (decade) mostly on MMORPG such as RuneScape. It remains a niche Internet term and is not in general usage. The symbolic approximation of Latin letter forms makes w00t a prime example of internet leetspeak. It may also sometimes be seen spelled as "wewt" or "wought".

Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained
<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Lead Luigi » March 4th, 2015, 9:43 pm

Tovarisch Red Yoshi wrote:Granted. Money bubbles as all vegetation is wiped out before inflation and hunger reach equilibrium. The apocalypse this creates leads to the abandonment of money.

I wish my wrist stopped hurting from writing at a bad angle


Granted, but now your wrist is hurting from well, Y'know... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I wish I was able to punch bricks and get gold.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby chridd » March 5th, 2015, 6:26 am

Granted, but those bricks are actually Toads who have been transformed into bricks by Bowser. Each time you punch a brick, you're hurting a Toad.

I wish that I could see an aurora (outside of pictures/videos/etc.)

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Postby Lead Luigi » March 5th, 2015, 6:34 pm

Hurting a Toad while getting Money? WIN WIN :kreygasm:
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby EarthPhantomTS » March 5th, 2015, 8:01 pm

Granted but you aren't dressed for the weather necessary to see the aurora borealis (sp?) and succumb to frostbite.

I wish I had boob lasers. Like my wife :theart:!
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Alice » March 5th, 2015, 8:53 pm

Granted but you have absolutely no control over when they go off and they like to go off at the most inopportune of moments.

I wish it wasn't so irritatingly dry lately.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby pholtos » March 5th, 2015, 9:02 pm

Congratulations! Your area is now flooded with waste high water.

I wish everything was adorable.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » March 5th, 2015, 9:13 pm

Granted. People never treat disease anymore because suffering is adorable, especially cute little cancer-chan


I wish I had the will to finish up the vocabulary for my toy language already so I could stop thinking about it
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Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained
<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby EarthPhantomTS » March 7th, 2015, 3:47 pm

Granted but it takes 2 years of continuous work only for no one to use it.

Actually that probably describes the life cycle of many computer programs. Two years of work, two users if they're lucky. So...err...yeah

I wish I were a stripper. Dancing on the poles for money :theart: ! I mean, I obviously love sex and everything related to it anyway, might as well, right?

inb4 corruption is "You learn quickly how shitty that life is" :undecided:

pholtos wrote:Congratulations! Your area is now flooded with waste high water.


How about waist-high snow? In fucking March. I thought March 1st was suppose to be the beginning of meteorological spring. And I don't even live in the north! What the hell, weather? Is this some of that "climate change" shit or something?
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » March 7th, 2015, 6:13 pm

Granted. Your regulars include Bubba Red, the kind of redneck who spent his inbred childhood shooting small animals for fun, Loo-e McMan, your regional grand wizard (covered in swastikas with links to the likes of Annissimov), and Frank Fisher, a multi-offender perv who brings his disease-ridden dick out at shows. Each of these guys has the strength and craziness and batshit weaseliness to push their way back to your dressing room and each have pretty psychotic plans in mind if they ever muscle their way to you. And then it turns out you live in super-jail's universe.


I wish I knew why I wrote cancer-kun originally and the effects it would have had had I wrote it that way
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Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained
<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby EarthPhantomTS » March 7th, 2015, 7:23 pm

Tovarisch Red Yoshi wrote:Granted. Your regulars include Bubba Red, the kind of redneck who spent his inbred childhood shooting small animals for fun, Loo-e McMan, your regional grand wizard (covered in swastikas with links to the likes of Annissimov), and Frank Fisher, a multi-offender perv who brings his disease-ridden dick out at shows. Each of these guys has the strength and craziness and batshit weaseliness to push their way back to your dressing room and each have pretty psychotic plans in mind if they ever muscle their way to you. And then it turns out you live in super-jail's universe.


I wish I knew why I wrote cancer-kun originally and the effects it would have had had I wrote it that way


(Seriously, we need the ability to thumbs up posts on this site! Or maybe I'm just crazy)

Anyway, Granted, but the reason why will blow...your...mind...

As well as possibly give you a heart attack. Seriously, it's that profound :twink: .

I wish I had the guts to shorten the tendons in my feet such that I couldn't wear heels shorter than four inches, and that the only times when I saw my bare feet from then on were when I was changing, and that I had a huge collection of four, five, six, and seven inch heels that never wore out, and that I always had the funds to buy those cute shoes I see and think WANT :theart: :theart: :theart: ! everywhere I go.

Oh, and the tendon-shortening process happens tomorrow. So no bullshit about "You finally get the guts to have such an operation when you're 70" :twink: !

(P.S. I promise I will stop with the sexual wishes...sometime this century)
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Lead Luigi » March 12th, 2015, 3:33 pm

Congratulations! You get the guys to get that surgery as well as a new experimental brain transplant! Your new body is fat, and ugly. Good Job.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Alice » March 12th, 2015, 3:53 pm

Granted, you have the godly superpower of seeing everything, so long as it's something you REALLY didn't want to see in the first place.

I wish it were cool and rainy rather than dry and too freaking warm so I could fix my sleep schedule some.
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*waves hand*

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Postby Lead Luigi » March 12th, 2015, 5:36 pm

Granted, there is now Freezing Rain as far as the Eye can see, causing car crashes, plane crashes, stock market crashes, and even computer crashes. Everything crashes.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby chridd » March 12th, 2015, 5:46 pm

Granted. You now have a color.

I wish that it were warm and dry again, rather than freezing rain as far as the eye can see.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby EarthPhantomTS » March 12th, 2015, 11:04 pm

Granted. It's now a desert.

I wish I had watched Viper: GTS earlier. It actually had quite a sweet ending.

(Also, if you don't know what it is, it's hentai. So I wouldn't look it up at work :twink:)

Alice wrote:Granted, you have the godly superpower of seeing everything, so long as it's something you REALLY didn't want to see in the first place.


You mean like what Tiamat and I were doing last Friday :theart: ? It's something that's guaranteed to squick you out :tstick2: .
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Alice » March 13th, 2015, 4:12 am

Granted but for some weird reason you watched it in reverse. (Or reverse order if it has multiple episodes, considering you said it's a hentai it probably is just one OVA though.)
Lead Luigi wrote:Granted, there is now Freezing Rain as far as the Eye can see, causing car crashes, plane crashes, stock market crashes, and even computer crashes. Everything crashes.

Sounds perfectly acceptable to me. I'd rather actually getting a good night's sleep over being on my computer.
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Obviously this is something everyone should look up at work, especially if they hate their job.

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Postby chridd » March 13th, 2015, 4:53 am

Granted, but __________.

I wish you'd come up with a non-blank wish.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » March 13th, 2015, 6:04 am

Granted, but it was somehow more perverted and degenerate than Earth's, causing us all to judge her harshly, and it's all your fault you big jerk


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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby chridd » March 13th, 2015, 6:26 am

Granted. You now have some perfect pitch.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Alice » March 13th, 2015, 6:40 am

Granted but now 0 and O look identical.
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This would be extremely easy if I actually tried, lol.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Lead Luigi » March 13th, 2015, 3:38 pm

Granted, you're so hyper active you never sleep, and die of sleep deprivation.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby chridd » March 13th, 2015, 6:42 pm

Granted, but they're full of germs.

I wish to win MaGL X2.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby EarthPhantomTS » March 13th, 2015, 8:56 pm

Granted, but yours is the only remotely competent entry. If that.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Aposke » March 30th, 2015, 6:30 pm

Granted, you now suck at everything but being an Astronaut. However, as there is no way for you to find out what you're actually good at without trying, and you just so happen to never try becoming an astronaut, nothing changes.

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