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The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby EarthPhantomTS » December 26th, 2014, 9:54 pm

Don't know how many of you have seen this before, but this is a classic forum game. The idea is that you post a wish, and the next poster grants it, with a catch of some sort. Something that'll make it so you wish you didn't, basically. Or makes it so that you don't really get your wish. Like, if someone says "I wish I had a fish", the next person can say something like "Granted, but the fish is poisonous" or "Granted, but the fish is a great white shark that eats you" or something.

Anyway, I'll start: I wish Tiamat from La-Mulana was real, and that she liked me.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby potato_sniff » December 26th, 2014, 10:27 pm

EarthPhantomTS wrote:Don't know how many of you have seen this before, but this is a classic forum game. The idea is that you post a wish, and the next poster grants it, with a catch of some sort. Something that'll make it so you wish you didn't, basically. Or makes it so that you don't really get your wish. Like, if someone says "I wish I had a fish", the next person can say something like "Granted, but the fish is poisonous" or "Granted, but the fish is a great white shark that eats you" or something.

Anyway, I'll start: I wish Tiamat from La-Mulana was real, and that she liked me.

she only liked you as a friend and was straight

i wish i had an extra pair of hands

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Frozelar » December 26th, 2014, 11:15 pm

potato_sniff wrote:i wish i had an extra pair of hands

GRANTED
But they replace your ears. oh dear

I wish I could just be athletic without having to work out.
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Postby Lead Luigi » December 27th, 2014, 1:20 am

Frozelar wrote:I wish I could just be athletic without having to work out.


You are now athletic, and all you can think about is sports and working out, effectively becoming a completely different person.

I wish I was able to jump between different versions of me in parallel universes.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Sarusig » December 27th, 2014, 1:24 am

Lead Luigi wrote:I wish I was able to jump between different versions of me in parallel universes.


Consider it done.

Literally. You are now forced to perpetually play leapfrog with your alternate dimension versions. Even that one. You know the one.

I wish the next post would let me have my wish.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby EarthPhantomTS » December 27th, 2014, 1:31 am

Granted but you didn't actually wish for anything, so you got nothing.

I wish for a million dollars.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Sarusig » December 27th, 2014, 1:45 am

Granted. 1,000,000 Zimbabwean dollars for you.

I wish I could.
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Postby Lead Luigi » December 27th, 2014, 1:51 am

Granted, but now you can't even.

I wish that I had a bag that could have any food I wished for pulled out of it, and it could be closed.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Sarusig » December 27th, 2014, 1:54 am

Lead Luigi wrote:I wish that I had a bag that could have any food I wished for pulled out of it, and it could be closed.


Granted. However this bag formerly belonged to Earth. You know what it means. We all know.

I wish I had finished the track for tomorrow's meeting.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby EarthPhantomTS » December 27th, 2014, 2:26 am

Sarusig wrote:Granted. However this bag formerly belonged to Earth. You know what it means. We all know.

I wish I had finished the track for tomorrow's meeting.


Granted but you're then arrested for stealing my bag, so it doesn't matter anyway.

I wish I had my bag back.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Sarusig » December 27th, 2014, 2:56 am

EarthPhantomTS wrote:I wish I had my bag back.


Granted. However, having been stolen once and fearing abandonment, your bag now refuses to detach from its current wielder. You get your bag back, but it is permanently attached to Lead. No additional charge.

I wish I was not in prison.
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Postby Lead Luigi » December 27th, 2014, 3:28 am

Sarusig wrote:I wish I was not in prison.


Granted, instead you are just on parole, for life, so now you can never leave your area.

I wish I could get this "Earth" off MY bag.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Sarusig » December 27th, 2014, 3:49 am

Lead Luigi wrote:I wish I could get this "Earth" off MY bag.


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Granted. However since the bag is attached to you body and Earth is the owner by way of wish - and wishes cannot be undone -, the only solution for you to claim ownership on the bag is to bodyswap you with Earth. Congratulations, you are now in Earth's body and own the bag, which is attached to your former body, which is inhabited by Earth.

Since I am now forever attached to my area, I wish my area and I could go on a honeymoon.
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Postby Lead Luigi » December 27th, 2014, 4:00 am

Sarusig wrote:Since I am now forever attached to my area, I wish my area and I could go on a honeymoon.


Granted, but your area has a BF and he is going to kick your ass for trying to make a move on her.

Sarusig wrote:Literally. You are now forced to perpetually play leapfrog with your alternate dimension versions. Even that one. You know the one.


Oh so this is "The One" well it's a good thing I'll be leaving this universe soon, so I guess I'll "wish" you all the best of luck! Auf Wiedersehen!
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Sarusig » December 27th, 2014, 4:08 am

Wait I'm confused now. Does it mean Earth is leaving the forum? Are you even Lead still?

Well since you didn't really wish because you have hit a metaphysical wall, I wish Krawky-senpai would coach me so that I could be a ninja and earn the hand of my area.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby potato_sniff » December 27th, 2014, 4:12 am

Granted, but insted of becoming a ninja you now know an excessive amount of info about mechs.
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Postby Lead Luigi » December 27th, 2014, 4:19 am

potato_sniff wrote:i wish i had some popcorn to watch all this action


Granted, but the popcorn comes from the Earth Bag.

I wish I had a glass of water.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Sarusig » December 27th, 2014, 4:24 am

Lead Luigi wrote:
potato_sniff wrote:I wish I had a glass of water.


Granted. However your new body is not aclimated to the consumption of your usual water. You now have lead (Lead?) poisoning.

I have managed to finagle my way threw my area's bf through Mech knowledge. Turns out he was a big weeb. However my area is less than impressed. I wish I knew how to bring the old flame back in my couple.
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Postby Lead Luigi » December 27th, 2014, 4:36 am

Sarusig wrote:I have managed to finagle my way threw my area's bf through Mech knowledge. Turns out he was a big weeb. However my area is less than impressed. I wish I knew how to bring the old flame back in my couple.


You now know how to bring the flame back in your couple, but you now have memory loss, so you forget it almost immediately.

I wish I had the ability to shapeshift like a Mew, but still retained all of my current intellectual abilities.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Lunatic Quark » December 27th, 2014, 7:13 am

Granted, but you don't retain any of your other abilities, including shapeshifting, so you're stuck as whatever you transformed into first!

I wish I could control the flow of time

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby potato_sniff » December 27th, 2014, 7:38 am

Granted, you can now decide how fast time moves backwords from you, but never forward.

I wish i had the ability to fly.

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Postby Kiwisauce » December 27th, 2014, 9:50 am

potato_sniff wrote:I wish i had the ability to fly.


Granted, you are now an actual fly.

I wish to be subjected to eternal physical and psychological torture.

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Postby Frozelar » December 27th, 2014, 6:16 pm

Kiwisauce wrote:I wish to be subjected to eternal physical and psychological torture.

Granted.
... have fun!

I wish I could find a computer-related internship that didn't require you to be in college or near-college.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby EarthPhantomTS » December 27th, 2014, 8:03 pm

Frozelar wrote:I wish I could find a computer-related internship that didn't require you to be in college or near-college.


Granted but it was just outsourced to Asia.

I wish there were more artwork of Tiamat on the 'net. Sexier stuff too.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Sarusig » December 27th, 2014, 8:39 pm

EarthPhantomTS wrote: wish there were more artwork of Tiamat on the 'net. Sexier stuff too.


Granted. However it's all Rule 63.

I wish they actually made a good sequel to Deus Ex.
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Postby Lead Luigi » December 27th, 2014, 9:04 pm

Sarusig wrote:I wish they actually made a good sequel to Deus Ex.


Granted, although it is only available in Japan, and no one will bother to translate it. (for some reason)

I wish Potato would work on the hack.
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Postby potato_sniff » December 27th, 2014, 9:46 pm

Granted, but all the data corrupted and everything was deleted.
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Postby Sarusig » December 28th, 2014, 1:51 am

potato_sniff wrote:i wish i had some pants


Granted, but Iso is streaming and now you can't watch.

I wish Iso was streaming.
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Postby Frozelar » December 28th, 2014, 6:32 pm

Sarusig wrote:I wish Iso was streaming.

Granted! He actually was streaming several months ago, believe it or not.

I wish I was a fish.
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Postby Telamon » December 29th, 2014, 2:43 am

Frozelar wrote:I wish I was a fish.

Granted! Now you're full of mercury and i'm having you for dinner.

I wish for a beautiful woman who will make me happy.

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Postby Lunatic Quark » December 29th, 2014, 4:29 am

Granted, she makes you happy by injecting drugs into your system 24/7, eventually killing you by overdose.

I wish I could stop procrastinating on everything

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Postby FiftyKappas » December 29th, 2014, 10:03 pm

Granted, you are now a victim of being overworked and underpaid.

I wish Waluigi would get his own official game. Or something.
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Postby Jolpengammler » December 30th, 2014, 1:46 am

Waluigi gets his own game:
Waluigi gets his own real game, but his character and looks will be different after that

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Postby Isocitration » December 30th, 2014, 1:56 am

I wish Jolpe made a wish
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Postby Jolpengammler » December 30th, 2014, 2:54 am

Jolpe made a wish, but you now have to live with his edited message

I wish Iso was actually good at videogames
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby EarthPhantomTS » December 30th, 2014, 3:24 am

Granted but he never has internet again, so he can't show off his new skills.

I wish I were good at videogames.
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Postby Lead Luigi » December 30th, 2014, 3:38 am

EarthPhantomTS wrote:I wish I were good at videogames.


Granted, but you are now Amish, so you have no access to video games.

I wish I had good internet.
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Postby Jolpengammler » December 30th, 2014, 3:30 pm

Granted! But all your devices are laggy even the new ones you buy.

I wish I had a car with 200 horsepower
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Postby Frozelar » December 30th, 2014, 7:03 pm

Jolpengammler wrote:Granted! But all your devices are laggy even the new ones you buy.

I wish I had a car with 200 horsepower

Granted! It's so powerful that its lowest speed is 400 mph!

I wish I was 5 years older and in college and living by myself.
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Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » December 31st, 2014, 1:34 am

Granted, but now you have to deal with crippling student debt, a job, 12 hours of work, 4 hours of classes, 8 hours of classwork for outside of school, feeding yourself, replacing your own utils, cleaning after yourself, getting yourself around, kicking the drunken fornicating pledges passed out on your lawn to make sure their alive, not losing your mind, etc

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