The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby EarthPhantomTS » August 12th, 2015, 10:28 pm

Granted but everywhere else is at each other's throats.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby InsaneIntentions1 » August 13th, 2015, 6:57 am

Granted, but now you're on the do not serve list

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » August 13th, 2015, 9:30 am

You do, but you need to engage in sexual intercourse and have no guarantees what you make won't be some poor tortured abomination with a horriffic chromosomal translocation.


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wikipedia wrote:The word "w00t" itself was first seen in 1994.[citation needed] The expression rose in popularity in the late 1990s and early 2000s (decade) mostly on MMORPG such as RuneScape. It remains a niche Internet term and is not in general usage. The symbolic approximation of Latin letter forms makes w00t a prime example of internet leetspeak. It may also sometimes be seen spelled as "wewt" or "wought".
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby InsaneIntentions1 » August 13th, 2015, 7:07 pm

Granted. The ice melts on mars to unleash an alien similar to the thing

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Jolpengammler » August 14th, 2015, 12:12 pm

Granted, but you will live a poor life with hunger at all times.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby InsaneIntentions1 » August 14th, 2015, 12:45 pm

Granted. You get eaten.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » August 14th, 2015, 12:55 pm

Granted. GT is now canon


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wikipedia wrote:The word "w00t" itself was first seen in 1994.[citation needed] The expression rose in popularity in the late 1990s and early 2000s (decade) mostly on MMORPG such as RuneScape. It remains a niche Internet term and is not in general usage. The symbolic approximation of Latin letter forms makes w00t a prime example of internet leetspeak. It may also sometimes be seen spelled as "wewt" or "wought".

Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained
<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Lead Luigi » August 14th, 2015, 11:48 pm

Granted, but it is a Chinese bootleg for the NES.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Alice » August 15th, 2015, 1:24 am

Granted but since water is a liquid it immediately splashes all over the ground.


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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Lead Luigi » August 15th, 2015, 1:29 am

Granted, there is no summer, winter, spring, or fall because the sun is gone. Everyone is dead.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Jolpengammler » August 15th, 2015, 2:58 pm

Granted. But you can't say anything anymore. You are now mute.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Alice » August 15th, 2015, 6:09 pm

Granted but now you're also immune to helpful bacteria and such too so your health still declines.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby InsaneIntentions1 » August 15th, 2015, 6:22 pm

Granted. It's so hot that it can't be cooled down

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Jolpengammler » August 16th, 2015, 1:13 am

Granted, but it will burn in a fire and lost forever.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Lunatic Quark » August 20th, 2015, 8:09 am

Granted, but gravity still pulls toward the center and you live on the edge, meaning you're in a constant danger of falling toward the center and hitting everything on the way

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Lead Luigi » August 20th, 2015, 8:36 am

Granted, you can instantly move from one place in the universe to another, but your body cannot take that sudden change in speed, so you'll most likely die if you ever use this power.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » August 25th, 2015, 4:08 am

Granted. Upon hearing your own voice, you're so disgusted you regret it.


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wikipedia wrote:The word "w00t" itself was first seen in 1994.[citation needed] The expression rose in popularity in the late 1990s and early 2000s (decade) mostly on MMORPG such as RuneScape. It remains a niche Internet term and is not in general usage. The symbolic approximation of Latin letter forms makes w00t a prime example of internet leetspeak. It may also sometimes be seen spelled as "wewt" or "wought".

Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained
<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone
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<tovakj> you're finally figuring out my aesthetic


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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Lead Luigi » September 1st, 2015, 5:54 am

Granted, but you cannot play or watch.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Willhart » October 26th, 2015, 4:35 pm

Granted, your Internet is now better, but the browser window takes an hour to load and open up now.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby chridd » October 26th, 2015, 4:49 pm

Granted, but you can't use normal text anymore.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby InsaneIntentions1 » October 26th, 2015, 7:35 pm

Granted. You're pregnant.

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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby ParmaJon » October 26th, 2015, 8:04 pm

Granted but she tells you that she hates you.
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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » October 26th, 2015, 8:08 pm

Granted. It is rye, sharp white cheese, and jam. However, you must share it with someone, and the resulting argument over whether or not to add butter leads to the establishment of Moldova Noava


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wikipedia wrote:The word "w00t" itself was first seen in 1994.[citation needed] The expression rose in popularity in the late 1990s and early 2000s (decade) mostly on MMORPG such as RuneScape. It remains a niche Internet term and is not in general usage. The symbolic approximation of Latin letter forms makes w00t a prime example of internet leetspeak. It may also sometimes be seen spelled as "wewt" or "wought".

Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained
<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone
<tovakj> you've known me how long, yet?
<tovakj> yes
<tovakj> you're finally figuring out my aesthetic


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Re: The "Make a Wish and Have It Corrupted" Game

Postby Jolpengammler » November 30th, 2015, 2:10 pm

Granted, but you can only interact with the customers via morse code

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