## Probability

### Probability

This is probably going to crash and burn horribly and/or turn out to be really boring but let's give it a shot!!

So basically, my idea is kinda similar to "make a wish and have it corrupted" except that person 1 asks "what's the probability of @#&*YRH$( happening" and person 2 says "7/10" or "2%" or "-900%" or "about the same as getting run over by a flying microwave on wheels" or "I don't know, go ask your local alcohol provider" and then asks "what's the probability of UHR#$(&*Y happening" etc. etc.

What's the probability of all my computer parts arriving in perfect working condition without any issues?

So basically, my idea is kinda similar to "make a wish and have it corrupted" except that person 1 asks "what's the probability of @#&*YRH$( happening" and person 2 says "7/10" or "2%" or "-900%" or "about the same as getting run over by a flying microwave on wheels" or "I don't know, go ask your local alcohol provider" and then asks "what's the probability of UHR#$(&*Y happening" etc. etc.

What's the probability of all my computer parts arriving in perfect working condition without any issues?

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### Re: Probability

58.576%

What is the probability of me putting out a video within the next 3 days?

What is the probability of me putting out a video within the next 3 days?

<Isocitration> metaphors are hard to swallow

<tovakj> that's why we have analogies

<tovakj> that's why we have analogies

### Re: Probability

I'd say 200%, 100% being real and 100% being a dream (just a rough approximation)

Where's the probability of that dream being a reality, though?

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Where's the probability of that dream being a reality, though?

BONUS QUESTION: Elaborate on your answer. If you use three or more words with greater than 20 (twenty, 20.0) letters, you will get a

### Re: Probability

100%. The dream is a real dream. The contents of the dream, of course, might or might not be real.

What's the probability that someone will try to post a probability-related problem from their math homework in this thread?

What's the probability that someone will try to post a probability-related problem from their math homework in this thread?

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### Re: Probability

100% for lim(t) as t->100

what is the probability I am lying with statistics

what is the probability I am lying with statistics

wikipedia wrote:The word "w00t" itself was first seen in 1994.[citation needed] The expression rose in popularity in the late 1990s and early 2000s (decade) mostly on MMORPG such as RuneScape. It remains a niche Internet term and is not in general usage. The symbolic approximation of Latin letter forms makes w00t a prime example of internet leetspeak. It may also sometimes be seen spelled as "wewt" or "wought".

Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained

<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone

<tovakj> you've known me how long, yet?

<tovakj> yes

<tovakj> you're finally figuring out my aesthetic

### Re: Probability

76%. That's the percentage of statistics that were made up on the spot.

What's the probability that most of my questions will be things like "What's the probability that I'll think of something to ask the probability of?"?

What's the probability that most of my questions will be things like "What's the probability that I'll think of something to ask the probability of?"?

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### Re: Probability

the peak is 1 but it follows a normal distribution so you can scale to other definitions of most

what is the probility of spiders georg eating a scorpion?

what is the probility of spiders georg eating a scorpion?

wikipedia wrote:The word "w00t" itself was first seen in 1994.[citation needed] The expression rose in popularity in the late 1990s and early 2000s (decade) mostly on MMORPG such as RuneScape. It remains a niche Internet term and is not in general usage. The symbolic approximation of Latin letter forms makes w00t a prime example of internet leetspeak. It may also sometimes be seen spelled as "wewt" or "wought".

Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained

<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone

<tovakj> you've known me how long, yet?

<tovakj> yes

<tovakj> you're finally figuring out my aesthetic

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### Re: Probability

The likelihood of me winning the lottery

What's the probability of me actually being a bird?

What's the probability of me actually being a bird?

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- EarthPhantomTS
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### Re: Probability

0%. Birds can't type.

What's the probability of me being a lamia?

What's the probability of me being a lamia?

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### Re: Probability

Llama? 0%, alpacas are motherfuckers

What is the probability of something happening, if it has never happened before?

What is the probability of something happening, if it has never happened before?

wikipedia wrote:The word "w00t" itself was first seen in 1994.[citation needed] The expression rose in popularity in the late 1990s and early 2000s (decade) mostly on MMORPG such as RuneScape. It remains a niche Internet term and is not in general usage. The symbolic approximation of Latin letter forms makes w00t a prime example of internet leetspeak. It may also sometimes be seen spelled as "wewt" or "wought".

Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained

<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone

<tovakj> you've known me how long, yet?

<tovakj> yes

<tovakj> you're finally figuring out my aesthetic

### Re: Probability

Well, due to the Theory of Contextualization©, it depends on whether you make it happen or not. If so, then 99%, since every second there's a 1% chance of Earth's spin cycle failing, thus making Earth's Sun angle 0°, which would, as you can imagine, create a black hole since the Earth's state of matter would reach 0 Kelvin, also known as Absolut Zero. If you don't make it happen, then your fate would rely on me making it happen.

What's the probability of me going outside?

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edit: curse this cellular device, invading my posts

What's the probability of me going outside?

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### Re: Probability

2% ya basement dweller

What's the probability of me going super saiyan?

What's the probability of me going super saiyan?

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### Re: Probability

?% because I have no idea if you're a saiyan skeleton or not

What's the probability of me getting 200% Mixed Juice?

What's the probability of me getting 200% Mixed Juice?

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### Re: Probability

About 2 1/2%, because it depends on what kind of mixed juice you want.

What's the probability of 2+2=5?

What's the probability of 2+2=5?

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### Re: Probability

GlitchedGhost wrote:About 2 1/2%, because it depends on what kind of mixed juice you want.

What's the probability of 2+2=5?

Easy. It's 225%.

How likely it is for the Halloween to happen twice?

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### Re: Probability

Very likely because I'm forcing a second Halloween on the night of November 1st. EVEN MORE SPOOPY!

How likely is it that someone will order food to my door?

How likely is it that someone will order food to my door?

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### Re: Probability

1%. Note though that you never specified a time frame, so it could happen next year (or later !)

What's the probability of the Final Fantasy VII remake being just as good as the original or better?

What's the probability of the Final Fantasy VII remake being just as good as the original or better?

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### Re: Probability

50% because remakes are a tricky thing to do right

What's the probability of me getting every amiibo?

What's the probability of me getting every amiibo?

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### Re: Probability

1±.0000001

what is the probability of me trying mǎmǎligă one day

what is the probability of me trying mǎmǎligă one day

<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone

<tovakj> you've known me how long, yet?

<tovakj> yes

<tovakj> you're finally figuring out my aesthetic

- Jolpengammler
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### Re: Probability

The same as Iso visiting me here in Germany

what is the probability that raocow is actually a grill

what is the probability that raocow is actually a grill

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### Re: Probability

I believe the formula is something like f(grill) = ( .003 + H / ) ; which I believe is still a very low number given rao's low Hints and the constant value of the coefficient.

What's the probability that we've been visited by a bracewell probe https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bracewell_probe ?

What's the probability that we've been visited by a bracewell probe https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bracewell_probe ?

<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone

<tovakj> you've known me how long, yet?

<tovakj> yes

<tovakj> you're finally figuring out my aesthetic

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### Re: Probability

100%. Why? I actually saw one coming home today from an appointment!

*puts on her tinfoil hat*

What is the probability that the first alien civilization that makes contact with us is peaceful?

*puts on her tinfoil hat*

What is the probability that the first alien civilization that makes contact with us is peaceful?

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Warning: Noted tendency to go from the Queen of Lewd to the Queen of Shrews seemingly at random. If this happens, explain that you meant nothing by it, and she'll quickly apologize

Yes, she's still my wifey

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Warning: Noted tendency to go from the Queen of Lewd to the Queen of Shrews seemingly at random. If this happens, explain that you meant nothing by it, and she'll quickly apologize

Yes, she's still my wifey

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### Re: Probability

EarthPhantomTS wrote:100%. Why? I actually saw one coming home today from an appointment!

*puts on her tinfoil hat*

What is the probability that the first alien civilization that makes contact with us is peaceful?

0%

Intelligence requires evolution

Evolution requires violence

blood for moloch

what's the probability of comcast not sucking soon?

<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone

<tovakj> you've known me how long, yet?

<tovakj> yes

<tovakj> you're finally figuring out my aesthetic

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### Re: Probability

-Infinity%. Big businesses don't see anything wrong with what they do. It's a trait they (unfortunately) share with religious zealots: they both think of themselves as causes for good, even as they leave ruin in their wake. So, yeah .

(Yes I know you can't have a negative chance. But since you said "soon" and I respond with "never", I still don't think 0% would adequately express it)

What's the probability that I say something lewd on this forum tomorrow?

(Yes I know you can't have a negative chance. But since you said "soon" and I respond with "never", I still don't think 0% would adequately express it)

What's the probability that I say something lewd on this forum tomorrow?

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### Re: Probability

100%

What's the probability of me being able to afford some things off my wish list?

What's the probability of me being able to afford some things off my wish list?

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### Re: Probability

-3% (Unless you got BONES on your wishlist, Mr. skelly)

What is the probability that my lunch that I am going to cook now is going to turn out great?

What is the probability that my lunch that I am going to cook now is going to turn out great?

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- EarthPhantomTS
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### Re: Probability

Either 100% or 0%, depending on whether you liked it or not. Since I'm answering after it happened, the post hoc probabilities can only be one of those.

What is the probability that Tiamat will agree to a 20-way orgy, with me and all 11 of her children (that she hasn't disowned) being 12 of the participants ?

(Also, sorry skele-dude, I accidentally made you a liar )

What is the probability that Tiamat will agree to a 20-way orgy, with me and all 11 of her children (that she hasn't disowned) being 12 of the participants ?

(Also, sorry skele-dude, I accidentally made you a liar )

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