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A little "teaser"

Postby Jolpengammler » January 4th, 2015, 3:13 pm

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OH MAN WHAT GAME COULD THIS BEEEEEEE??????

(this is the worst teaser ever)
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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby Alice » January 4th, 2015, 3:22 pm

Could I recommend embedding these two links instead of those second two?
http://www11.pic-upload.de/04.01.15/uta5qs6ik3ex.jpg
http://www11.pic-upload.de/04.01.15/npc3sxkk7mu6.jpg

The ones in your post are tiny thumbnails that are rather difficult to see.

Edit: Actually a different image host may be a good option. I was looking at those and had one of them feed me some SQL error after trying to load for like 20 seconds.
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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby Isocitration » January 4th, 2015, 3:24 pm

What's this tripe?
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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby Jolpengammler » January 4th, 2015, 3:30 pm

Thanks Alice!
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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby Isocitration » January 6th, 2015, 3:31 pm

Wow! You added some more pics! Now I'm impressed!

e: dammit wasted my 100th post on jolpe
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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby EarthPhantomTS » January 7th, 2015, 3:41 am

Isocitration wrote:e: dammit wasted my 100th post on jolpe


Yeah, good going on that, Iso :P

Also, Jolpe...I think the fourth image is broken :/. I love that moon placed right above the message box though in the second image (for the record, I'm not really counting the first thumbnail that only shows Mario in this), teasing you with the message box's "the player, and only the player, can't pass through" property!
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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby Jolpengammler » February 4th, 2015, 10:57 am

THIS GAME IS ALMOST DONE

gibe hype pls
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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » February 4th, 2015, 11:01 am

Jolpengammler wrote:THIS GAME IS ALMOST DONE

gibe hype pls




haaaaiiiip you devious sadistic motherfucker :mloveit:
wikipedia wrote:The word "w00t" itself was first seen in 1994.[citation needed] The expression rose in popularity in the late 1990s and early 2000s (decade) mostly on MMORPG such as RuneScape. It remains a niche Internet term and is not in general usage. The symbolic approximation of Latin letter forms makes w00t a prime example of internet leetspeak. It may also sometimes be seen spelled as "wewt" or "wought".
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<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone
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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby Isocitration » February 4th, 2015, 11:15 am

I'm starting to get a little sweaty already ~ ~
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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby Lead Luigi » February 4th, 2015, 9:05 pm

Jolpengammler wrote:THIS GAME IS ALMOST DONE

gibe hype pls

I can't wait until I get to say that in like a year :onehand:
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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby Sarusig » February 5th, 2015, 1:40 am

Lead Luigi wrote:
Jolpengammler wrote:THIS GAME IS ALMOST DONE

gibe hype pls

I can't wait until I get to say that in like a year :onehand:


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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby Jolpengammler » February 6th, 2015, 9:01 am

Probably gonna release it (only to Iso at first) this weekend or next week, if after that poke me with a stick!
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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby Buttson » February 6th, 2015, 12:15 pm

I can't wait for the 45 minute death montages to come rolling in
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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby Zummorr » February 6th, 2015, 8:58 pm

Oh man more levels that make Kaizo look like fluffy cloud paradise easy-town.

Personally I still blame Jelly-boy for Jolpe's style of level.

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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby InsaneIntentions1 » February 6th, 2015, 10:18 pm

Oh, Jipples
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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby EarthPhantomTS » February 6th, 2015, 10:30 pm

I'm just hoping the upcoming LP allows for even more opportunities to be crazy-lewd than Gah! 1 did :twink: :tbiggrin: :theart: !

...Also, is it bad that I still need to watch "Let's Torture Myself"? Like, how many references to that game will Gah! 2 have, if any?
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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby Isocitration » February 6th, 2015, 10:36 pm

EarthPhantomTS wrote:...Also, is it bad that I still need to watch "Let's Torture Myself"? Like, how many references to that game will Gah! 2 have, if any?

Probably about as many as Gah! had.

(none)

Though according to Jolpe, apparently LTM has some of my best moments or something? But he's a biased sadist so take it with a grain of salt.
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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby Jolpengammler » February 7th, 2015, 8:24 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oMaVdZz2bM#t=1100

Best part ever.

edit: Yes earthphantom, it IS bad, you need to watch it!!
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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby Isocitration » February 8th, 2015, 10:59 am

The game now sits on my hard drive waiting for the day of reckoning.
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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » February 8th, 2015, 11:05 am

Isocitration wrote:The game now sits on my hard drive waiting for the day of reckoning.

"git hype"

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Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained
<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone
<tovakj> you've known me how long, yet?
<tovakj> yes
<tovakj> you're finally figuring out my aesthetic


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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby Jolpengammler » February 9th, 2015, 12:10 pm

Added 2 very nice pictures :mninja:

edit:
I was bored, so I made a graphic in Excel showing the diffulty "curve" of Gah 2 (My own opinion)
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Numbers mean the following:
1 - Hard
2 - Very Hard
3 - Intense
4 - Hell
5 - Iso Will Mutate
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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby Isocitration » February 11th, 2015, 7:36 am

It spikes kinda early, huh? :mshut:
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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby Jolpengammler » February 11th, 2015, 7:53 am

Did you look at what the numbers of difficulty mean?
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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » February 11th, 2015, 8:08 am

Jolpengammler wrote:Did you look at what the numbers of difficulty mean?

What's it like in Hell, Satan? Did you actually rebel against God, or are you just following his orders? Do you have free will or not?
wikipedia wrote:The word "w00t" itself was first seen in 1994.[citation needed] The expression rose in popularity in the late 1990s and early 2000s (decade) mostly on MMORPG such as RuneScape. It remains a niche Internet term and is not in general usage. The symbolic approximation of Latin letter forms makes w00t a prime example of internet leetspeak. It may also sometimes be seen spelled as "wewt" or "wought".

Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained
<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone
<tovakj> you've known me how long, yet?
<tovakj> yes
<tovakj> you're finally figuring out my aesthetic


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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby Jolpengammler » February 11th, 2015, 8:11 am

Tovarisch Russian Guy wrote:What's it like in Hell, Satan? Did you actually rebel against God, or are you just following his orders? Do you have free will or not?

That shall remain a secret.
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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby Zummorr » February 12th, 2015, 6:00 am

Jolpengammler wrote:Added 2 very nice pictures :mninja:

edit:
I was bored, so I made a graphic in Excel showing the diffulty "curve" of Gah 2 (My own opinion)
Numbers mean the following:
1 - Hard
2 - Very Hard
3 - Intense
4 - Hell
5 - Iso Will Mutate


Is this graph a logarithmic scale to the amount of difficulty? And is it it measured in hecto-angerians given off by the sample? or is it measured in blood pressure levels and deriving the amount of sodium in Iso's the blood system?

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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby Tovarisch Red Yoshi » February 12th, 2015, 6:14 am

Zummorr wrote:
Jolpengammler wrote:Added 2 very nice pictures :mninja:

edit:
I was bored, so I made a graphic in Excel showing the diffulty "curve" of Gah 2 (My own opinion)
Numbers mean the following:
1 - Hard
2 - Very Hard
3 - Intense
4 - Hell
5 - Iso Will Mutate


Is this graph a logarithmic scale to the amount of difficulty? And is it it measured in hecto-angerians given off by the sample? or is it measured in blood pressure levels and deriving the amount of sodium in Iso's the blood system?


My theory is it's measured in the number of babies sacrificed to Azathoth create the level
wikipedia wrote:The word "w00t" itself was first seen in 1994.[citation needed] The expression rose in popularity in the late 1990s and early 2000s (decade) mostly on MMORPG such as RuneScape. It remains a niche Internet term and is not in general usage. The symbolic approximation of Latin letter forms makes w00t a prime example of internet leetspeak. It may also sometimes be seen spelled as "wewt" or "wought".

Isocitration wrote:<Isocitration> a long obscure nonsequitur that must be explained
<Isocitration> the joke is funny because of that alone
<tovakj> you've known me how long, yet?
<tovakj> yes
<tovakj> you're finally figuring out my aesthetic


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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby Alice » February 12th, 2015, 7:01 am

Tovarisch Red Yoshi wrote:My theory is it's measured in the number of babies sacrificed to Azathoth create the level

And the scale only goes up to five? Well that's not very many. You could have at least made it thousands instead.
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Re: A little "teaser"

Postby Jolpengammler » February 12th, 2015, 8:17 am

It's not the number of babies I sacrificed..
But close


(It's actually the number of towns I needed to burn down to build that level)
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